"By 1000 AD, humans had invented flatbreads, leavened loaves, stuffed parathas, and sourdough—then bread innovation mysteriously stopped .Croissant (1683): A Viennese baker invented it to celebrate defeating Ottomans (war → pastry). Everything After? Just remixes: Like Cronut (2013) = Croissant + Donut (not bread).Rainbow "Unicorn Bread" (2017) = Food coloring + regret.

Did we perfect it? Or run out of carb-based creativity? 🍞⏳"